" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job
have a seat
men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"
but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch
fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash
i know we never got to see luna’s sorting ceremony, but i just bet it was one of those situations where the hat had barely touched her head before it’s cartwheeling through the Great Hall and screaming “RAVENCLAW" and it’s so excited that McGonagall needs to take it into another room to calm down for five minutes before it can resume sorting the rest of the class
say what you will about fangirls but when someone says ‘fangirling’ i think of excitement and unbridled glee and undignified noises of delight but when someone says ‘fanboying’ i think of impotent rage and insecurity and disproportionate aggression